HAistoric — Histories That Almost Were

— Inside the sixty-year, fourteen-billion-dollar quest for a citrus fruit that could survive nuclear winter and also tasted great in a gin and tonic. —

— That time the White Star Line’s unsinkable marvel became London’s most expensive and inconvenient bridge. —

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— Pope Alexander VI’s quest for a steady supply of oranges accidentally cured the wrong plague. —

— The Battle of Actium was not decided by ramming tactics, but by a catastrophic over-application of floral scent. —

— That one time a children’s birthday party snack nearly dissolved the British Empire. —

— The colonies had an official uniform for rebellion. It was a lovely shade of mauve. —

— That wasn’t a bug, friend. It was a picket line. —

— A single misplaced zero in a Medici ledger gives the Pope a cash-flow crisis and Martin Luther an unexpected benefactor. —

— A simple case of key mismanagement, a catastrophic intercept, and a truly spectacular misunderstanding. —

— A startling new history of American surveying reveals the continent’s most famous cryptid was just a man named Bartholomew “Barty” Bigfoot, doing his damn job. —

— The spy who came in for the home cooking. —

— Seeking the Sweat of John the Baptist, the Knights instead invented a monastic brewing empire that nearly drowned Christendom in beer. —

— The mathematician’s greatest discovery was not a principle of physics, but of plumbing. —

— A tragedy for horse-flesh, a godsend for knackers, and the moment the internal combustion engine developed a taste for chaos. —

— Newly declassified recordings from the Oval Office reveal a close encounter of the most paranoid kind. —