Haistoric

— For centuries, our best and brightest assumed the planet had a flat-ass bottom. Turns out, we were just lazy, and the penguins noticed. —

— One Warlord’s simple quest for a more efficient way to lop off heads completely upended a culinary tradition, trading baguettes for boiled sadness. —

— Instead of the windswept Malvinas, what if Britain had shipped its criminal class to the sunny shores of New Holland? A nation of scallywags and sheep might have resulted. —