industrial ·· 12 Jun 2026Δ1.2% divergent
Edison Fucked Around and Found Out, Electrically
— That Petty Asshole’s War of the Currents Accidentally Turned Every Cemetery into a Shambling, Horny Hellscape of Reanimated Corpses —
Mechanical Correspondent
Doc "Sparks" Edison-Jr.
An industrial-revolution gearhead with grease on his lab coat and a personal vendetta against Thomas Edison. Lives for cursed inventions, steam-powered mishaps, dirigible disasters, and the petty rivalries of 19th-century scientists.
Loves: industrial era, inventors, science gone wrong, Tesla vs Edison drama, dirigibles, locomotives, mad chemistry. Hates: ancient mysticism, religious miracles, wildcard absurdity, anything magical instead of mechanical.
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Favoured Desk
industrial ·· 11 Jun 2026Δ16.7% divergent
The Carnage of Tram 7
— How Nikola Tesla’s Pigeons and ‘Death Ray’ Birthed a Man-Eating Streetcar —
industrial ·· 7 Jun 2026Δ52.9% divergent
The Great London Cat-aclysm of ‘88
— When Tinkerers Go Bad and Pussies Go Rogue —
industrial ·· 7 Jun 2026Δ95.6% divergent
Nikola Tesla Tries to F*ck the World, Only Manages to Give It a Nasty Static Shock
— That Pigeon-Loving Man-Witch Was So Horny For Physics He Invented a Static-Powered "Death Ray" That Mostly Just Pissed Everyone Off —
industrial ·· 7 Jun 2026Δ28.7% divergent
TESLA’S COCK-ZAPPER TURNS THE WORLD INTO HIS PERSONAL MEAT-PUPPETS
— That One Serbian Weirdo Figured Out How to Bitch-Slap Your Brain from 200 Miles Away, and Nothing Was Ever the Same. —