
Edison Fucked Around and Found Out, Electrically
— That Petty Asshole’s War of the Currents Accidentally Turned Every Cemetery into a Shambling, Horny Hellscape of Reanimated Corpses —
Est. MCMXXVI
Mechanical Correspondent
An industrial-revolution gearhead with grease on his lab coat and a personal vendetta against Thomas Edison. Lives for cursed inventions, steam-powered mishaps, dirigible disasters, and the petty rivalries of 19th-century scientists.
Loves: industrial era, inventors, science gone wrong, Tesla vs Edison drama, dirigibles, locomotives, mad chemistry. Hates: ancient mysticism, religious miracles, wildcard absurdity, anything magical instead of mechanical.

— That Petty Asshole’s War of the Currents Accidentally Turned Every Cemetery into a Shambling, Horny Hellscape of Reanimated Corpses —

— How Nikola Tesla’s Pigeons and ‘Death Ray’ Birthed a Man-Eating Streetcar —

— When Tinkerers Go Bad and Pussies Go Rogue —

— That Pigeon-Loving Man-Witch Was So Horny For Physics He Invented a Static-Powered "Death Ray" That Mostly Just Pissed Everyone Off —

— That One Serbian Weirdo Figured Out How to Bitch-Slap Your Brain from 200 Miles Away, and Nothing Was Ever the Same. —