Static "Jonah" Mercer

— How a Stolen Satchel of Bad Verse Accidentally Sent the Cold War to Venus —

— How a Rogue Numbers Station Accidentally Hotwired the 1950s Suburbs for a Mass Psychedelic Freak-Out, One Picket Fence at a Time. —

🎙 On the Phonograph

— How a Bunch of California Shit-for-Brains Accidentally Fucked Tech into the Paleozoic Era —

— That time a Soviet space stud fell to earth and became the god-king of a forgotten island of horny bastards. —