Ayọ̀mídé "Whistle-Mouth" Adébáyọ̀

🎙 On the Phonograph

— How a Fucked-Up Incense Order Sent Edo-Period Japan on a Psychedelic Trip —

— How One Contrarian Bastard’s Refusal to Buy Tulips Left the Netherlands Neck-Deep in Spuds and Mayonnaise. —

🎙 On the Phonograph

— How Lord Lugard’s choo-choo train became the world’s first spiritual switchboard for gossip, trade, and long-distance booty calls. —

🎙 On the Phonograph

— Forget hoarding. Àjàpá the Tortoise cornered the market on getting gods, kings, and other cosmic suckers absolutely shellacked. —

— How one horny architect’s quest to get laid turned a legendary death-trap into a five-bull-rated luxury resort. —

— Forget screams, the only sounds in the village were slurps. —

🎙 On the Phonograph

— How Saint-Domingue Nationalized Necromancy and Put Its Ancestors Back on the Payroll. —