HAistoric — Histories That Almost Were

— One engineer’s bold vision for the Avon Gorge, a dozen faulty wind-braces, and the horrifying sound that followed. —

— A triumph of engineering, a failure of literacy, and 472,000 metric tons of very confused fish. —

— One tipsy naturalist, one Moravian monk, and the accidental discovery of a very, very relaxed biochemistry. —

— The inventor’s ‘harmonic telegraph’ becomes a confession machine for the ages, and promptly melts his own mind. —

— The Austrian ambassador did not send his best people. He sent his best cats. —

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— How a single missing shipment of ergot-laced rye turned the Salem witch trials into a real estate grab of biblical proportions. —

— One dutiful gardener, a unique American import, and a royal council too blissed out to see the Bastille coming. —

— Ten souls, 40,000 pounds of industrial alcohol, and a catastrophic failure of biscuit logistics. —

— Ferdinand de Lesseps’s magnificent plan to launder an entire continent, one revolution at a time. —

— The 1889 Exposition Universelle accidentally proves that the entire planet is a single, badly-wired galvanic cell. —

— The astonishingly buoyant career of the man who sold the White Star Line 300 tons of weaponized rubber. —

— Bartholdi’s colossus was meant to embody liberty. Instead, it embodies a persistent and unholy smell. —

— All the Whitechapel victims were missing was a plesiosaur head, according to one man’s meticulous notes. —

— Sometimes, the cheapest bid for 3,000 miles of self-assembling track has a suspiciously high cocoa-butter content. —

— One stray mine, one spectacularly misfiled memo, and a very short maiden voyage for the unsinkable ship. —