Madame Évangéline Duplessis

— How a Typo in a 15th-Century Prenup Nearly Gifted the Ottoman Treasury to the Habsburgs —

— How One Thirsty Baroness and a Goat Rumor Deep-Sixed the Spanish Armada —

— How One Chin-Obsessed Habsburg Export Turned Versailles Into a Starch-Soaked Abattoir —