industrial ·· 17 Jul 2026Δ43.6% divergent
CAPTAIN COOK FUCKS UP, DISCOVERS FUCK-ALL
— Famed Navigator Gets Stuck in Icy Shithole; Star Botanist Joseph Banks Invents Taxonomy for Sad, Frozen Rocks. —
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Captain Bartholomew Finn
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Favoured Desk
medieval ·· 16 Jul 2026Δ1.5% divergent
THE REEK OF DEFEAT: HOW A VIKING INVASION FAILED BECAUSE OF ‘STRATEGIC’ ROTTEN SHARK
— A tale of logistical calamity, weaponized ammonia, and why you never, ever trust a fishmonger named ‘Stinky’ Svein. —
industrial ·· 12 Jul 2026Δ98.9% divergent
That Time a Spiceship Crashed the Civil War
— Or, How a Boatload of Nutmeg Almost Made a Union Admiral Sneeze Himself to Death —
industrial ·· 9 Jul 2026Δ62.4% divergent
That Time a Hurricane Tried to Save the Spanish Empire and Failed Spectacularly
— How a Perfectly Good Typhoon Was Wasted on History’s Most Incompetent Sailors —