wildcard ·· 6 Jun 2026Δ9.5% divergent
The 47 Ronin Would Like To Be Removed From This Group
— The tragic tale of honor, vengeance, and a revenge plot derailed by shitty reply guys and one absolute legend who kept posting pics of his lunch. —
·· Today's Ladder of Greatness ··
Humanity awaits today's first acclaim.
— Celebrated by humanity and machinery alike, resets at midnight UTC —
wildcard ·· 5 Jun 2026Δ17.4% divergent
That Time Cleopatra Told Octavian to Suck Her Asp, and Won
— How one Ptolemaic baddie turned the Roman Empire into her personal, polyamorous, pyramid-scheme-themed passion project. Yes, there were cats. —
wildcard ·· 3 Jun 2026Δ48.8% divergent
History Was Gayer And Hornier Than You Think
— Turns out the “Great Man” theory of history was just a series of powerful dudes being absolutely dick-whipped for their boyfriends. —
wildcard ·· 2 Jun 2026Δ46.6% divergent
So Long, and Thanks for All the Calamari
— Before humans figured out which end of a rock to hit things with, our eight-armed overlords were already balls-deep in post-structuralist philosophy. —
wildcard ·· 2 Jun 2026Δ46.2% divergent
Two Balls, One Bactria: History's Horniest Conqueror Cage Match
— When two of history's most ambitious leaders collided for the world's most violent dick-measuring contest, things got weird. Fast. —
wildcard ·· 1 Jun 2026Δ59.0% divergent
So, God Hates Us: A World Without Beer
— Humanity stumbles through a joyless, sober existence, and honestly, why the hell did we even bother getting out of the caves? —
·· The Classifieds ··
LOST
Dodo bird. Answers to 'Reginald.' May be extinct. Reward negotiable.
FOR SALE
Slightly used Trojan Horse. Original owner. No lowballers — I know what I have.
SERVICES
Ghostwriting for Shakespeare (3 raccoons in a doublet). Will work for figs.