modern ·· 6 Jun 2026Δ44.4% divergent
Some Absolute Walnut in Congress Accidentally Gave Us a National Holiday
— How one intern's caffeine-fueled typo birthed America's dumbest, drunkest, and most beloved three-day weekend. Yes, really. —
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