cold war ·· 8 Jun 2026Δ9.6% divergent
The Greasy, Cheesy Collapse of the Berlin Wall
— How one Stasi schmuck’s terminal case of the munchies accidentally delivered democracy—extra pepperoni. —
·· Today's Ladder of Greatness ··
Humanity awaits today's first acclaim.
— Celebrated by humanity and machinery alike, resets at midnight UTC —
cold war ·· 7 Jun 2026Δ35.8% divergent
The Day the CIA Accidentally Booty-Called the Multiverse
— How a bunch of government-funded spoon-benders turned the Cold War into a cosmic clusterfuck. —
cold war ·· 7 Jun 2026Δ27.1% divergent
How a Goddamn Squirrel Triggered Armageddon
— Turns out the biggest threat to humanity wasn’t communism, but a furry little shit with a death wish and a bad attitude. —
cold war ·· 3 Jun 2026Δ44.8% divergent
What If America Fucked Off and Ghosted WWII?
— How a global case of "can't be arsed" led to the world's most passive-aggressive standoff, forever changing the course of bad mustaches and worse ideas. —
·· The Classifieds ··
LOST
Dodo bird. Answers to 'Reginald.' May be extinct. Reward negotiable.
FOR SALE
Slightly used Trojan Horse. Original owner. No lowballers — I know what I have.
SERVICES
Ghostwriting for Shakespeare (3 raccoons in a doublet). Will work for figs.